| Earlston Earthquakes (67.74) at Earlstonian Bohemians (70.66) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League intra-divisional matchup, Earlstonian Bohemians squeaked by a tough Earlston Earthquakes team by a score of 70.66 to 67.74, behind the support of 66,654 faithful fans.
Earlstonian Bohemians were led to their 2.92 point victory by a 19.96 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 404 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12.20point effort from Mark Ingram, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 24 rushing yards in addition to 98 receiving yards. “We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Earlstonian Bohemians coach Ally said. Earlston Earthquakes were helped out in a losing cause by a 14.00 point effort from DeMarco Murray, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 9 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11.74 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 226 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. “Give them all the credit,” Earlston Earthquakes coach Cozy said. Adding salt to the wound, Earlston Earthquakes could have scored 82.34 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Cozy left key players like Austin Seferian-Jenkins and his corresponding 23.00 points on the bench. Earlstonian Bohemians took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1. This brings the record for Earlstonian Bohemians to 1-0, and drops Earlston Earthquakes to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Tweedbank Pirates are at Earlstonian Bohemians, where Earlstonian Bohemians are an early 5.9-point favorite, while the 0-1 Pilton Panthers are at Earlston Earthquakes, where Earlston Earthquakes are an early 3.0-point underdog. |
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| SanFran-Gordon 69ers (119.16) at Tweedbank Pirates (82.62) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League battle, SanFran-Gordon 69ers embarrassed a hapless Tweedbank Pirates team by a score of 119.16 to 82.62, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,869.
SanFran-Gordon 69ers were led to their 36.54 point victory by a 30.20 point effort from Carlos Hyde, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 168 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Hyde was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 27.40 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 94 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. “I’m speechless,” SanFran-Gordon 69ers coach Richie said. Tweedbank Pirates were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team. With this performance, the Seahawks was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 1. They also got help from a 17.72 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 243 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 20 rushing yards. “We dug ourselves a deep hole,” Tweedbank Pirates coach Paul said. This brings the record for SanFran-Gordon 69ers to 1-0, and drops Tweedbank Pirates to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, Tweedbank Pirates are at the 1-0 Earlstonian Bohemians, where Earlstonian Bohemians are an early 5.9-point favorite, while SanFran-Gordon 69ers are at the 1-0 Fife Fire, where Fife Fire are an early 32.4-point underdog. |
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| Pilton Panthers (98.54) at Nitten Pickaxe (104.64) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League intra-divisional rivalry, Nitten Pickaxe squeaked by a tough Pilton Panthers team by a score of 104.64 to 98.54, behind the support of 72,270 faithful fans.
Nitten Pickaxe were led to their 6.10 point victory by a 22.00 point effort from Chris Ivory, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Ivory was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 21.00 point effort from the Carolina Panthers Defensive Team. “We’re tickled to death,” Nitten Pickaxe coach Gav said. Pilton Panthers were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 98 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance,Hopkins was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 18.04 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 351 passing yards and 1 passing TD. “We came out flat,” Pilton Panthers coach Rab said. Causing further embarrassment, Pilton Panthers could have scored 112.84 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Rab left key players like Kendall Wright and his corresponding 16.10 points on the bench. This brings the record for Nitten Pickaxe to 1-0, and drops Pilton Panthers to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, Pilton Panthers are at the 0-1 Earlston Earthquakes, where Earlston Earthquakes are an early 3.0-point underdog, while Nitten Pickaxe are at the 0-1 Tranent Tigers, where Tranent Tigers are an early 0.6-point favorite. |
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| Kelsae Avengers (73.44) at Tranent Tigers (67.3) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League rivalry, Kelsae Avengers squeaked by a tough Tranent Tigers team by a score of 73.44 to 67.30, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,658.
Kelsae Avengers were led to their 6.14 point victory by a 15.90 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 85 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13.44 point effort from Sam Bradford, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 336 passing yards and 1 passing TD. “We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Kelsae Avengers coach Stuart said. Tranent Tigers were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.00 point effort from Brandon McManus, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point. With this performance, McManuswas the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 1. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from the St. Louis Rams Defensive Team. “We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Tranent Tigers coach Nicky said. Causing further embarrassment, Tranent Tigers could have scored 83.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nicky left key players like Darren Sproles and his corresponding 12.60 points on the bench. Kelsae Avengers took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1. This brings the record for Kelsae Avengers to 1-0, and drops Tranent Tigers to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Nitten Pickaxe are at Tranent Tigers, where Tranent Tigers are an early 0.6-point favorite, while Kelsae Avengers are at the 0-1 Fog on the Tyne, where Fog on the Tyne are an early 24.4-point underdog. |
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| Fife Fire (86.4) at Kelso 187’s (85.52) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League intra-divisional rivalry, Fife Fire squeaked by a tough Kelso 187’s team by a score of 86.40 to 85.52, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,621.
Fife Fire were led to their 0.88 point victory by a 18.00 point effort from Jason Witten, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 60 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Witten was the number 5 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. “This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Fife Fire coach Shaun said. Kelso 187’s were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.30 point effort from Antonio Brown, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 133 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Brown was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 16.62 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. “We didn’t match their intensity,” Kelso 187’s coach Euan said. Causing further embarrassment, Kelso 187’s could have scored 95.72 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Euan left key players like Danny Woodhead and his corresponding 18.20 points on the bench. This brings the record for Fife Fire to 1-0, and drops Kelso 187’s to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 SanFran-Gordon 69ers are at Fife Fire, where Fife Fire are an early 32.4-point underdog, while Kelso 187’s are at the 1-0 Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars, where Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars are an early 6.5-point underdog. |
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| Fog on the Tyne (99.24) at Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars (146.52) | ||
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| (MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 Earlston Fantasy Football League intra-divisional battle, Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars embarrassed a hapless Fog on the Tyne team by a score of 146.52 to 99.24, behind the support of 65,297 faithful fans. With their 146.52 points, Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars is now the proud record-holder of the 9th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars were led to their 47.28 point victory by a 27.62 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 288 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 26.10 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. “This team always seems to find a way to win,” Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars coach Jimmy said. Fog on the Tyne were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.60 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 25 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 2 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 22.14 point effort from Tony Romo, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 356 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. “We didn’t get the job done,” Fog on the Tyne coach Stuart said. Fog on the Tyne drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1. This brings the record for Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars to 1-0, and drops Fog on the Tyne to a record of 0-1. Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Kelso 187’s are at Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars, where Jimmy’s Jerman Jaguars are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 1-0 Kelsae Avengers are at Fog on the Tyne, where Fog on the Tyne are an early 24.4-point underdog. |
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